[CS-FSLUG] OT: A Little Christian Humor

[Fred A. Miller]

*This is one of the best jokes I've seen in awhile!

****Jesus and Satan were having an on-going argument about who was
better on**
**the computer. They had been going at it for days, and frankly God was
tired**
**of hearing all the bickering.

****Finally fed up, God said, 'THAT'S IT! I have had enough. I am going
to set**
**up a test that will run for two hours, and from those results, I will
judge**
**who does the better job.'

****So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away.**
**They moused.**
**They faxed.**
**They e-mailed.**
**They e-mailed with attachments..**
**They downloaded.**
**They did spreadsheets!**
**They wrote reports.**
**They created labels and cards.**
**They created charts and graphs.**
**They did some genealogy reports.**
**They did every job known to man.

****Jesus worked with heavenly efficiency and Satan was faster than hell.**
**Then, ten minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly flashed**
**across the sky, thunder rolled, rain poured, and, of course, the power
went**
**off.

****Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word known
in the**
**underworld. **Jesus just sighed. **Finally, the electricity came back
on, and each
of them restarted their **computers.**Satan started searching
frantically, screaming:
'It's gone! It's all GONE!**'I lost everything when the power went out!'**
**
Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files from the**
**past two hours of work.**Satan observed this and became irate.

'Wait!' he screamed. That's not fair!**He cheated! How come he has all
his work
and I don't have any?'

**God just shrugged and said, Jesus saves!*

-- 
"But sometimes, random and meaningless acts of violence are committed by 
mean-spirited men for whom the only cure is a dose of .45 caliber lead.

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