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face="Arial" size="2"><b><span style="BACKGROUND-COLOR:
transparent; FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica; FONT-SIZE: 10pt">This
is one of the best jokes I've seen in awhile!<br>
<br>
</span></b><b> </b><b><span style="BACKGROUND-COLOR:
transparent; FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica; FONT-SIZE: 10pt">Jesus
and Satan were having an on-going argument about who was
better on</span></b><b><br>
</b><b><span style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: transparent; FONT-FAMILY:
arial, helvetica; FONT-SIZE: 10pt">the computer. They had
been going at it for days, and frankly God was tired</span></b><b><br>
</b><b><span style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: transparent; FONT-FAMILY:
arial, helvetica; FONT-SIZE: 10pt">of hearing all the
bickering.<br>
<br>
</span></b><b> </b><b><span style="BACKGROUND-COLOR:
transparent; FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica; FONT-SIZE: 10pt">Finally
fed up, God said, 'THAT'S IT! I have had enough. I am going
to set</span></b><b><br>
</b><b><span style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: transparent; FONT-FAMILY:
arial, helvetica; FONT-SIZE: 10pt">up a test that will run
for two hours, and from those results, I will judge</span></b><b><br>
</b><b><span style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: transparent; FONT-FAMILY:
arial, helvetica; FONT-SIZE: 10pt">who does the better job.'<br>
<br>
</span></b><b> </b><b><span style="BACKGROUND-COLOR:
transparent; FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica; FONT-SIZE: 10pt">So
Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away.</span></b><b><br>
</b><b><span style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: transparent; FONT-FAMILY:
arial, helvetica; FONT-SIZE: 10pt">They moused.</span></b><b><br>
</b><b><span style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: transparent; FONT-FAMILY:
arial, helvetica; FONT-SIZE: 10pt">They faxed.</span></b><b><br>
</b><b><span style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: transparent; FONT-FAMILY:
arial, helvetica; FONT-SIZE: 10pt">They e-mailed.</span></b><b><br>
</b><b><span style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: transparent; FONT-FAMILY:
arial, helvetica; FONT-SIZE: 10pt">They e-mailed with
attachments..</span></b><b><br>
</b><b><span style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: transparent; FONT-FAMILY:
arial, helvetica; FONT-SIZE: 10pt">They downloaded.</span></b><b><br>
</b><b><span style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: transparent; FONT-FAMILY:
arial, helvetica; FONT-SIZE: 10pt">They did spreadsheets!</span></b><b><br>
</b><b><span style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: transparent; FONT-FAMILY:
arial, helvetica; FONT-SIZE: 10pt">They wrote reports.</span></b><b><br>
</b><b><span style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: transparent; FONT-FAMILY:
arial, helvetica; FONT-SIZE: 10pt">They created labels and
cards.</span></b><b><br>
</b><b><span style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: transparent; FONT-FAMILY:
arial, helvetica; FONT-SIZE: 10pt">They created charts and
graphs.</span></b><b><br>
</b><b><span style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: transparent; FONT-FAMILY:
arial, helvetica; FONT-SIZE: 10pt">They did some genealogy
reports.</span></b><b><br>
</b><b><span style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: transparent; FONT-FAMILY:
arial, helvetica; FONT-SIZE: 10pt">They did every job known
to man.<br>
<br>
</span></b><b> </b><b><span style="BACKGROUND-COLOR:
transparent; FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica; FONT-SIZE: 10pt">Jesus
worked with heavenly efficiency and Satan was faster than
hell.</span></b><b><br>
</b><b><span style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: transparent; FONT-FAMILY:
arial, helvetica; FONT-SIZE: 10pt">Then, ten minutes before
their time was up, lightning suddenly flashed</span></b><b><br>
</b><b><span style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: transparent; FONT-FAMILY:
arial, helvetica; FONT-SIZE: 10pt">across the sky, thunder
rolled, rain poured, and, of course, the power went</span></b><b><br>
</b><b><span style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: transparent; FONT-FAMILY:
arial, helvetica; FONT-SIZE: 10pt">off.<br>
<br>
</span></b><b> </b><b><span style="BACKGROUND-COLOR:
transparent; FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica; FONT-SIZE: 10pt">Satan
stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word
known in the</span></b><b><br>
</b><b><span style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: transparent; FONT-FAMILY:
arial, helvetica; FONT-SIZE: 10pt">underworld. </span></b><b><span
style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: transparent; FONT-FAMILY: arial,
helvetica; FONT-SIZE: 10pt">Jesus just sighed. </span></b><b><span
style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: transparent; FONT-FAMILY: arial,
helvetica; FONT-SIZE: 10pt">Finally, the electricity came
back on, and each <br>
of them restarted their </span></b><b><span
style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: transparent; FONT-FAMILY: arial,
helvetica; FONT-SIZE: 10pt">computers.<font size="2"><font
face="Arial"> </font></font></span></b><b><span
style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: transparent; FONT-FAMILY: arial,
helvetica; FONT-SIZE: 10pt">Satan started searching
frantically, screaming: <br>
'It's gone! It's all GONE!<font size="2"><font face="Arial">
</font></font></span></b><b><span style="BACKGROUND-COLOR:
transparent; FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica; FONT-SIZE: 10pt">'I
lost everything when the power went out!'</span></b><b><br>
</b><b><span style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: transparent; FONT-FAMILY:
arial, helvetica; FONT-SIZE: 10pt"><br>
Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his
files from the</span></b><b><br>
</b><b><span style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: transparent; FONT-FAMILY:
arial, helvetica; FONT-SIZE: 10pt">past two hours of work.<font
size="2"><font face="Arial"> </font></font></span></b><b><span
style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: transparent; FONT-FAMILY: arial,
helvetica; FONT-SIZE: 10pt">Satan observed this and became
irate. <br>
<br>
'Wait!' he screamed. That's not fair!<font size="2"><font
face="Arial"> </font></font></span></b><b><span
style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: transparent; FONT-FAMILY: arial,
helvetica; FONT-SIZE: 10pt">He cheated! How come he has all
his work <br>
and I don't have any?'<br>
<br>
</span></b><b><span style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: transparent;
FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica; FONT-SIZE: 10pt">God just
shrugged and said, Jesus saves!</span></b></font></font>
<pre class="moz-signature" cols="72">--
"But sometimes, random and meaningless acts of violence are committed by
mean-spirited men for whom the only cure is a dose of .45 caliber lead.
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