[CS-FSLUG] OT: A Little Christian Humor

[Yamandu Ploskonka]

you forgot the detail that Satan was using propio software...

On 4/1/13, Fred A. Miller <fmiller at lightlink.com> wrote:
> *This is one of the best jokes I've seen in awhile!
>
> ****Jesus and Satan were having an on-going argument about who was
> better on**
> **the computer. They had been going at it for days, and frankly God was
> tired**
> **of hearing all the bickering.
>
> ****Finally fed up, God said, 'THAT'S IT! I have had enough. I am going
> to set**
> **up a test that will run for two hours, and from those results, I will
> judge**
> **who does the better job.'
>
> ****So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away.**
> **They moused.**
> **They faxed.**
> **They e-mailed.**
> **They e-mailed with attachments..**
> **They downloaded.**
> **They did spreadsheets!**
> **They wrote reports.**
> **They created labels and cards.**
> **They created charts and graphs.**
> **They did some genealogy reports.**
> **They did every job known to man.
>
> ****Jesus worked with heavenly efficiency and Satan was faster than hell.**
> **Then, ten minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly flashed**
> **across the sky, thunder rolled, rain poured, and, of course, the power
> went**
> **off.
>
> ****Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word known
> in the**
> **underworld. **Jesus just sighed. **Finally, the electricity came back
> on, and each
> of them restarted their **computers.**Satan started searching
> frantically, screaming:
> 'It's gone! It's all GONE!**'I lost everything when the power went out!'**
> **
> Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files from the**
> **past two hours of work.**Satan observed this and became irate.
>
> 'Wait!' he screamed. That's not fair!**He cheated! How come he has all
> his work
> and I don't have any?'
>
> **God just shrugged and said, Jesus saves!*
>
> --
> "But sometimes, random and meaningless acts of violence are committed by
> mean-spirited men for whom the only cure is a dose of .45 caliber lead.
>
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