[CS-FSLUG] OT: Adventure opportunity

[Fred A. Miller]

Now here's a thought . . . . If you are ready for the adventure of a
lifetime, try this:

a.. Go to Pakistan, Afghanistan or Iraq (or just about ANY country, FTM)
illegally.
Never mind immigration quotas, visas, international law, or any of that
nonsense.

b.. Once there, demand that the local government provide free medical care
for you and your entire family.

c.. Demand that all nurses and doctors be fluent in English, and that all
food be cooked according to your special specifications in the hospital.

d.. Demand free local government forms, bulletins, etc. be printed in
English.

e.. Procreate abundantly.

f.. Deflect any criticism of this allegedly irresponsible reproductive
behavior with, 'It is a cultural thing; you wouldn't understand.'

g.. Keep your original identity strong. Fly your previous country's national
flag from your rooftop, or proudly display it in your front window, or on
your car bumper.

h.. Speak only English at home and in public, and make sure that your
children do likewise.

i.. Demand classes on English culture in the local school  system.

j.. Demand a local country driver license or national insurance number
equivalent

k.. This will afford other legal rights and will go far to legitimize your
unauthorized, illegal, presence in Pakistan, Afghanistan or Iraq or
wherever you are.

l.. Drive around with no motor, tax or insurance and ignore local
traffic laws.

m..Insist that local country law enforcement teaches English to all its
officers..

n.. Organize protest marches against your host country, inciting violence
against non-white, non-Christians, and the government that let you in.

Good luck! You'll soon be dead.

It would never happen in Pakistan , Afghanistan or Iraq (or any other
country in the world for that matter) except in the UK , US, Canada or
Australia , because we are run by soft, politically correct politicians that
are too scared to 'offend' anyone.

If you agree, pass it on.

If you don't, go ahead and try the above in Pakistan, Afghanistan or Iraq

Good luck, and may God bless you!

-- 
Someone is a liberal when you can't reason them out of
anything, because they never reason themselves into any
position.