[OFB Cafe] Gore's New Energy Device

[Timothy Butler]

>
> The devices are designed to be attached to the top of a cows tail near
> the "action center".  It has a methane sensor that triggers the pump  
> to
> engage when methane concentration rises above 100 parts per  
> million.  It
> is estimated the methane recovery system can reduce America's oil
> dependence by an amount equivalent to Al Gore's energy use per year.
> The reduction of energy costs may be astronomical if they can figure  
> out
> how to get Al Gore, Hillary, Ted Kennedy, Nancy Palosi, Reid, and  
> Obama
> to wear one around their necks!

	An old, but good joke. Imagine if you attached one of these things to  
the capital building when the senate was in session. You could power  
all of D.C. for a month.

	-Tim


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