[OFB Cafe] Introductions?

[Chris Olson]

Here's the message that keeps going nowhere.  This was in Re: Don's post and I removed the evil little .gif image that (I suspect) keeps it from being posted........


From: Donald R Spoon 
Sent: Friday, July 11, 2008 4:39 PM
To: cafe at ofb.biz 
Subject: Re: [OFB Cafe] Introductions?

 
> I humored Chris and setup Winders Live so I could help him test out his 
> system, then he went off and started buying boats & things and wouldn't 
> talk to me!  Then he let his server go defunct and started making all 
> those lame excuses about being "busy".  I think he is mad at me because 
> I accused him of fishing with dynamite... ;-)


It's my wife.  She keeps coming up with all these things for me to do.  Like today, she's slaving away on the west side of the house planting these new shrubs she bought.  I walk by and she says, "Honey, can you change the oil in my truck?  It has 10,000 miles on it.  Oh -- and the apple trees need to be pruned......."

Sure, no problem.  So I change the oil in her truck first.  Couldn't get her truck in the shop because I got both my semi's in there working on 'em.  So I changed her oil on the cement pad in front of the big overhead shop door.  Her truck holds 5½ gallons of oil and the first 5 gallon jug I grabbed out of the shop only had about 3 gallons left in it.  So I went in the shop to get another 5 gallon jug of Shell Rotella T, and as I came out the shop door here she comes walking across the yard wearing a string bikini and coverup and jumped in my truck.  I says, "Hey, where you goin' with my truck?"

"To the lake," she says.

She fired up the Cummins and left before I could even say, "Well, you can't use my truck, babe, because I need it........"

So I was stuck with her truck all day - you know, this is the truck that we bought and put a fifth wheel in it to pull big trailers, then she goes and buys a hard top Tonneau Cover for it that covers up the fifth wheel?

I never did make it to the lake today.  Cheryl came back about 7:30 this evening with a deeper tan than she had before she left, and I never got the apple trees pruned either because I had too many other things to do.  Maybe when summer is over I'll have more time to "talk" to you.  In the interim you can "talk" to Cheryl - she seems to have plenty of time.

Now, about fishing with dynamite - if you remember, as told by you, me and the DNR Warden came to a common understanding on that issue...........
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Chris