[CS-FSLUG] Eternal Life

Fred A. Miller fmiller at lightlink.com
Tue Jul 30 21:32:10 CDT 2013

Eternal Life

A guy is walking along a Florida beach when he comes across a lamp partially
buried in the sand. He picks up the lamp and gives it a rub. A genie appears
and tells him he has been granted one wish.
The man thinks for a moment and says, "I want to live forever!"
"Sorry," said the genie, "I'm not allowed to grant eternal life. Only
Jesus Christ can assure that."
"OK, then, I want to die after the Democrats balance the budget and
eliminate the national debt.
"Your a crafty little bugger" said the genie.

Trusting Obama With Border Security Is Like Trusting 
Bill Clinton With Your Daughter! 

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