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style="FONT-SIZE: 22pt">Eternal Life<br>
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A guy is walking along a Florida beach when he comes across a
lamp partially<br>
buried in the sand. He picks up the lamp and gives it a rub. A
genie appears<br>
and tells him he has been granted one wish.<br>
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The man thinks for a moment and says, "I want to live forever!"<br>
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"Sorry," said the genie, "I'm not allowed to grant eternal life.
Only Jesus Christ can assure that."<br>
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"OK, then, I want to die after the Democrats balance the budget
and eliminate the national debt.<br>
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"Your a crafty little bugger" said the genie.</span></font>
<pre class="moz-signature" cols="72">--
Trusting Obama With Border Security Is Like Trusting
Bill Clinton With Your Daughter!
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