[CS-FSLUG] Praying for Leroy

[Fred A. Miller]

"Anyone with 'needs' to be prayed over, come forward, to the 
front at the altar," the Preacher says.

Leroy gets in line, and when it's his turn, the preacher 
asks: "Leroy, what do you want me to pray about for you?"

Leroy replies: "Preacher, I need you to pray for help with 
my hearing."
 
The preacher puts one finger in Leroy's ear, and he places 
the other hand on top of Leroy's head and prays and prays 
and prays, he prays a blue streak for Leroy; the whole 
congregation joined in with enthusiasm.

After a few minutes, the Preacher removes his hands, stands 
back and asks, "Leroy, how is your hearing now?"

Leroy says, "I don't know, Reverend, it ain't 'til next 
Wednesday." 

-- 
"Gun control is like trying to reduce drunk driving by making it 
tougher for sober people to own cars." - Unknown

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