[CS-FSLUG] OT: Elderly couple

[Davo Smith]

Fred,

I keep wanting to get annoyed at these off-topic jokes you have been
sending around recently.

However, I keep finding that, despite disagreeing with you about
Obama, global warming, gun ownership (and probably a great many other
issues), we seem to share a common sense of humour... :-))

(oh and having a Lord and Saviour in common, helps as well)

Davo

2009/2/27 Fred A. Miller <fmiller at lightlink.com>:
> While on a road trip, an elderly couple stopped at a roadside restaurant for
> lunch. After finishing their meal, they left the restaurant and resumed
> their trip.
>
> When leaving, the elderly woman unknowingly left her glasses on the table
> and she didn't miss them until they had been driving about twenty minutes.
>
> By then, to add to the aggravation, they had to travel quite a distance
> before they could find a place to turn around in order to return to the
> restaurant to retrieve her glasses.
>
> All the way back, the husband became the classic grouchy old man. He fussed
> and complained and scolded his wife relentlessly during the entire return
> drive. The more he chided her -- the more agitated he became. He just
> wouldn't let up.
>
> To her relief, they finally arrived at the restaurant. As the woman got out
> of the car and hurried inside to retrieve her glasses, the old geezer yelled
> to her. "While you're in there, you might as well get my hat and the credit
> card!"
>
> This is National Mental Health Care week.
>
> You can do your part by remembering to contact at least one unstable person
> to show you care.
>
> Well ... my job is done. Your turn!
>
> --
> The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people's
> money.
>   -  Margaret Thatcher
>
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