[CS-FSLUG] Humor: Sister Mary Katherine entered the Monastery of Silence.

[Christopher Rose]

As cute as this joke is, I must confess, I first read it some twenty years ago in Boys Life magazine. Back then it was a male that was the protagonist of the joke. Please don't get me wrong, it is a good joke, I just don't find it as funny as I used to. Still, I will send it to my pastor (anything funny would be welcomed).

Christopher



----- Original Message -----
From: "Fred A. Miller" <fmiller at lightlink.com>
To: "CS-LUG" <Christiansource at ofb.biz>
Subject: [CS-FSLUG] Humor: Sister Mary Katherine entered the Monastery of	Silence.
Date: Sat, 17 Sep 2005 21:12:43 -0400

> 
> Sister Mary Katherine entered the Monastery of Silence.  The Priest
> said, "Sister, this is a silent monastery.  You are welcome here as long
> as you like, but you may not speak until I direct you to do so." Sister
> Mary Katherine lived in the monastery for five years before the Priest
> said to her, "Sister Mary Katherine, you have been here for five years.
> You may speak two words." Sister Mary Katherine said, "Hard bed." "I'm
> sorry to hear that," the Priest said,  "We will get you a better bed."
> After another five years, Sister Mary Katherine was called by the
> Priest. "You may say another two words, Sister Mary Katherine." "Cold
> food," said Sister Mary Katherine, and the Priest assured her that the
> food would be better in the future. On her 15th anniversary at the
> monastery, the Priest again called Sister Mary Katherine into his
> office. "You may say two words today."   "I quit," said Sister Mary
> Katherine.  "It's probably best," said the Priest.  "You've done nothing
> but complain since you got here."
> 
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