[CS-FSLUG] Humor: Sister Mary Katherine entered the Monastery of Silence.

[Fred A. Miller]

Sister Mary Katherine entered the Monastery of Silence.  The Priest
said, "Sister, this is a silent monastery.  You are welcome here as long
as you like, but you may not speak until I direct you to do so." Sister
Mary Katherine lived in the monastery for five years before the Priest
said to her, "Sister Mary Katherine, you have been here for five years.
You may speak two words." Sister Mary Katherine said, "Hard bed." "I'm
sorry to hear that," the Priest said,  "We will get you a better bed."
After another five years, Sister Mary Katherine was called by the
Priest. "You may say another two words, Sister Mary Katherine." "Cold
food," said Sister Mary Katherine, and the Priest assured her that the
food would be better in the future. On her 15th anniversary at the
monastery, the Priest again called Sister Mary Katherine into his
office. "You may say two words today."   "I quit," said Sister Mary
Katherine.  "It's probably best," said the Priest.  "You've done nothing
but complain since you got here."

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