[CS-FSLUG] Humor: panda bear................

[Nathan T.]

On 10/24/05, Fred A. Miller <fmiller at lightlink.com> wrote:
>
> A panda bear walks into a resteraunt and orders a sandwich. The waiter
> brings him the sandwich. The panda bear eats it, pulls out a pistol, kills
> the
> waiter, and gets up and starts to walk out. The owner yells for him
> to stop.
>
> The panda bear asks, "What do you want?"
>
> The owner replies, "First you come in here, order food, kill my waiter,
> then
> try to go without paying for your food." The panda bear turns around and
> says, "Hey! I'm a Panda. Look it up!"
>
> The owner goes into the back room and looks up panda bear in the
> encyclopedia,
> which read: "Panda: a bear-like marsupial originating in Asian regions.
> Known
> largely for it's stark black and white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves."
>

Actually there's a mistake in that quote, I first heard this one in english
class when the teacher was reading from a book called "eats, shoots and
leaves". There is supposed to be a comma after eats.
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