[CS-FSLUG] Humor: panda bear................

[Fred A. Miller]

A panda bear walks into a resteraunt and orders a sandwich. The waiter
brings him the sandwich. The panda bear eats it, pulls out a pistol, kills the 
waiter, and gets up and starts to walk out. The owner yells for him 
to stop.

The panda bear asks, "What do you want?" 

The owner replies, "First you come in here, order food, kill my waiter, then 
try to go without paying for your food." The panda bear turns around and 
says, "Hey! I'm a Panda. Look it up!"

The owner goes into the back room and looks up panda bear in the encyclopedia, 
which read: "Panda: a bear-like marsupial originating in Asian regions. Known 
largely for it's stark black and white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves."

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