[CS-FSLUG] Humor: CHICKEN AT A CHINESE RESTAURANT

[Fred A. Miller]

A couple goes for a meal at a Chinese restaurant and orders the "Chicken 
Surprise". The waiter brings the meal, served in a covered cast iron pot.

Just as the wife is about to serve herself, the lid of the pot rises slightly 
and she briefly sees two beady little eyes looking around before the lid 
slams back down.

"Good grief, did you see that?" she asks her husband.

He hasn't, so she asks him to look in the pot. He reaches for it and again the 
lid rises, and he sees two little eyes looking around before it slams down.

Rather perturbed, he calls the waiter over, explains what is happening, and 
demands an explanation.

"Please sir," says the waiter, "What you order?"

The husband replies, "Chicken Surprise."

Ah... so sorry," says the waiter, "I make mistake and bring you Peeking Duck"

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