[CS-FSLUG] The Makeover

[Bob Brown]

This is a bit late in reply, but I have fallen behind in checking my gmail.


I have heard the joke as a person in their 50s  was talking to God and
asked how long they would live. God replied that he was going to let
them live into their 90s. Hearing that they had another 40 years to
enjoy the person had plastic surgery and a complete makeover. Later
they were walking down the sidewalk thinking about how wonderfully
young they felt they were hit by a car and died.
The person asked God "I thought I had another 40 years not 40 days,
what happened?"
God replied "Sorry, I didn't recognize you."


On 5/18/05, Fred A. Miller  wrote:
> A guy named Murray - he's basically a broadcast guy. He's been around for a
> long time. And he looks old. And he feels like he wants to change his look.
> 
> So Murray goes the gym and loses some weight. And Murray gets a nose job and
> some pec implants. And Murray gets lasix surgery on his eyes so he can get
> rid of his glasses. And he gets hair transplants and spray tan. And Murray's
> looking good... really good. And as he leaves his final spray tanning
> session, Murray steps off the curb and BANG, he's hit by a bus. And he's
> dying.
> 
> Right there in the street. And he looks up in the sky and he says, "God, how
> could you do this to me?"
> 
> And God says, "Murray? I didn't recognize you."
> 
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