[CS-FSLUG] The Makeover
Fred A. Miller
fmiller at lightlink.com
Wed May 18 16:25:29 CDT 2005
A guy named Murray - he's basically a broadcast guy. He's been around for a
long time. And he looks old. And he feels like he wants to change his look.
So Murray goes the gym and loses some weight. And Murray gets a nose job and
some pec implants. And Murray gets lasix surgery on his eyes so he can get
rid of his glasses. And he gets hair transplants and spray tan. And Murray's
looking good... really good. And as he leaves his final spray tanning
session, Murray steps off the curb and BANG, he's hit by a bus. And he's
dying.
Right there in the street. And he looks up in the sky and he says, "God, how
could you do this to me?"
And God says, "Murray? I didn't recognize you."
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