[CS-FSLUG] Hymn #365

[Fred A. Miller]

                                                    Hymn #365


                   A minister was completing a temperance sermon. With
                   great emphasis he said, "If I had all the beer in the
                   world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."

                   With even greater emphasis he said, "And if I had all
                   the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into
                   >the river."

                   And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he
                   said, "And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I'd
                   take it and pour it into the river."

                   Sermon complete, he sat down.

                   The song leader stood very cautiously and announced
                   with a smile, nearly laughing, "For our closing song,
                   let us sing Hymn #365, "Shall We Gather at the River."


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