[CS-FSLUG] The Rabbit

[Fred A. Miller]

The Rabbit

A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out across the
middle of the road.  He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the
rabbit jumps right in front of the car. The driver, a sensitive man as 
well as
an animal lover, pulls over and gets out to see what has become of the
rabbit. Much to his dismay, the rabbit is dead. The driver feels so 
awful that he begins
to cry. A beautiful blond woman driving down the highway sees a man crying
on the side of the road and pulls over. She steps out of the car and 
asks the
man what's wrong. "I feel terrible," he explains, "I accidentally hit this
rabbit and killed it." The blond says, "Don't worry."  She runs to her 
car and
pulls out a spray can. She walks over to the limp, dead rabbit, bends down,
and sprays the contents onto the rabbit.

The rabbit jumps up, waves its paw at the two of them and hops off down
the road. Ten feet away the rabbit stops, turns around and waves again, he
hops down the road another 10 feet, turns and waves, hops another ten feet,
turns and waves, and repeats this again and again and again, until he 
hops out of
sight. The man is astonished. He runs over to the woman and demands, 
"What is
in that can?  What did you spray on that rabbit?" The woman turns the can
around so that the man can read the label.

It says...


(Are you ready for this?)


(Are you sure?)



(This is bad!)




(It's definitely a Blond Joke!)




(You know you could just click off
   and not read the punch line....)




(You can still delete it)




(You know you're gonna be sorry)




(Last chance)




(OK, here it is)




It says,

"Hair Spray -
Restores life to dead hair,
adds permanent wave."

-- 
The only bug free software from MickySoft is still shrink-wrapped
in their warehouse..."