[CS-FSLUG] Dear IE, I'm leaving you for good

[Don Parris]

On Mon, 3 Jan 2005 18:43:08 -0500, Fred A. Miller <fmiller at lightlink.com> wrote:
> "Dear Internet Explorer:
> 
> It's over. Our relationship just hasn't been working for a while, and now,
> this is it. I'm leaving you for another browser.
> 
> I know this isn't a good time--you're down with yet another virus. I do hope
> you feel better soon--really, I do--but I, too, have to move on with my life.
> Fact is, in the entire time I've known you, you seem to always have a virus
> or an occasional worm. You should really see a doctor.
> 
> That said, I just can't continue with this relationship any longer. I know you
> say you'll fix things, that next time it'll go better--but that's what you
> said the last time--and the time before that. Each time I believed you.
> 
> Well, not any longer.
> 
> You cheater!
>  The truth is there's nothing more you can say to make things better. I know
> about your secret marriage to Windows. You say you two are not seeing each
> other anymore, but I just don't believe it. You say you can live without
> Windows, and I've heard that Windows can live without you, but I know that's
> simply not true."
> 
> http://reviews-zdnet.com.com/AnchorDesk/4520-7297_16-5570819.html?tag=adss&tag=nl.e501-1
> 
Any special reason for the rehash?  This one is old as the hills nowadays. :)

-- 
DC Parris GNU Evangelist
http://matheteuo.org/
gnumathetes at gmail.com
Free software is like God's love - 
you can share it with anyone anywhere anytime!