[CS-FSLUG] Subject: 21 Steps to Becoming a Liberal

[Jukka Y]

On Friday 13 August 2004 00:16, Fred Miller wrote:
> Subject: 21 Steps to Becoming a Liberal
>
>  Virtually anyone can be a Liberal. Just simply quit thinking and vote
> that way. If you want to be a GOOD Liberal, however, there are some
> prerequisites you must have first. Compare the below and see how you
> rate...
>
> 1.  You have to believe the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of Federal
> funding.
>
> 2. You have to believe that the same school system that can't teach 4th
> graders how to read is somehow the best qualified to teach those same kids
> all about sex.
>
> 3. You have to believe that guns, in the hands of law-abiding Americans,
> are more of a threat than U.S. nuclear weapons technology, in the hands of
> Chinese communists.
>
> 4. You have to believe that there was no art before Federal funding.
>
> 5. You have to believe that global temperatures are less affected by
> cyclical, documented changes in the earth's climate, and more affected by
> yuppies driving SUVs'!
>
> 6. You have to believe that gender roles are artificial but being
> homosexual is natural
>
> 7. You have to be against capital punishment but support abortion on
> demand.
>
> 8. You have to believe that businesses create oppression and governments
> create prosperity.
>
> 9. You have to believe that hunters don't care about nature, but loony
> activists from Seattle do.
>
> 10. You have to believe that self-esteem is more important than actually
> doing something to earn it.
>
> 11. You have to believe the military, not corrupt politicians, start wars.
>
> 12. You have to believe the NRA is bad, because it supports certain parts
> of the Constitution, while the ACLU is good, because it supports certain
> parts of the constitution.
>
> 13. You have to believe that taxes are too low, but ATM fees are too high.
>
>
> 14. You have to believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinem are more
> important to American history than Thomas Jefferson, General Robert E. Lee
> or Thomas Edison.
>
> 15. You have to believe that standardized tests are racist, but racial
> quotas and set-asides aren't.
>
> 16. You have to believe Hillary Clinton is all about "progress" and not
> power. She just wants to help us out of the archaic system of governing
> that we've been subject to.
>
> 17. You have to believe that the only reason socialism hasn't worked
> anywhere it's been tried, is because the right people haven't been in
> charge.
>
> 18. You have to believe Republicans telling the truth belong in jail, but
> a liar and sex offender belongs in the White House and you would vote him
> back in there in a New York minute (if you could).
>
> 19. You have to believe that homosexual parades displaying drag,
> transvestites and bestiality should be constitutionally protected and
> manger scenes at Christmas should be illegal.
>
> 20. You have to believe that illegal Democratic Party funding by the
> Chinese is somehow in the best interest of the United States.
>
> 21. You have to believe that the vociferous minorities who protest against
> prayer and saluting the flag in school have far more rights than the
> majority who believe in God and country and want these values to be
> instilled in our young children.
>
>  If you are locked in solidly to most of these beliefs -- you're gonna be
> a big asset to John Kerry.

You are so..........political. :-)

Blessings,
Jukka