[CS-FSLUG] Did I read that sign right?

[Fred Miller]

Did I read that sign right? 

In an office:

TOILET OUT OF ORDER...... PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW 




In a Laundromat: 

AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES 
OUT 




In a London department store: 

BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS 




In an office: 

WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR 
FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN 




In an office: 

AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE 
DRAINING BOARD 

Outside a secondhand shop: 

WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR 
WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN? 

Notice in health food shop window: 

CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS 




Spotted in a safari park: 


ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR 



Seen during a conference: 

FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 
1ST FLOOR 




Notice in a farmer's field: 

THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE , BUT THE BULL CHARGES. 




On a repair shop door: 

WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T 
WORK) 

-- 
"Running Windows on a Pentium is like getting a Porsche but only being
able to drive it in reverse with the handbrake on."