[CS-FSLUG] OT: Punography

[Fred A. Miller]

*I tried to catch some Fog. I mist. *

*When chemists die, they barium. *

*Jokes about German sausage are the wurst. *

*A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned
veteran. *

*I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time. *

*How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it. *

*I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Than it dawned on me. *

*This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd
never met herbivore. *

*I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down. *

*I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words. *

*They told me I had type A blood, but it was a Type- O. *

*Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations. *

*Class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no pop quiz. *

*Energizer bunny arrested. Charged with battery. *

*I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me. *

*When  you get a bladder infection, urine trouble. *

*What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back four seconds. *

*I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me! *

*Broken pencils are pointless. *

*What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus. *

*England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool. *

*I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest. *

*I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx. *

*All the toilets in New York's police stations have been stolen. Police
have nothing to go on. *

*I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough. *

*Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes. *

*Velcro - what a rip off! *

*Cartoonist found dead in home. Details are sketchy. *

*Venison for dinner? Oh deer! *

*Earthquake in Washington obviously government's fault. *

*I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure. *

*Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings too. *

-- 
"Molon labe." MILLIONS of us will be waiting! 
--USA Patriots, 2013

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