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tried to catch some Fog. I mist. </b></font></div>
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about German sausage are the wurst. </b></font></div>
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soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a
seasoned veteran. </b></font></div>
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know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can
stop any time. </b></font></div>
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<div align="left"><font color="#000000" face="Arial" size="2"><b>How
does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it. </b></font></div>
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<div align="left"><font color="#000000" face="Arial" size="2"><b>I
stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Than it
dawned on me. </b></font></div>
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<div align="left"><font color="#000000" face="Arial" size="2"><b>This
girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but
I'd never met herbivore. </b></font></div>
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<div align="left"><font color="#000000" face="Arial" size="2"><b>I'm
reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down. </b></font></div>
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did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on
words. </b></font></div>
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<div align="left"><font color="#000000" face="Arial" size="2"><b>They
told me I had type A blood, but it was a Type- O. </b></font></div>
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<div align="left"><font color="#000000" face="Arial" size="2"><b>Why
were the Indians here first? They had reservations. </b></font></div>
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trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no pop quiz. </b></font></div>
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didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me. </b></font></div>
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you get a bladder infection, urine trouble. </b></font></div>
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does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back four seconds.
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wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit
me! </b></font></div>
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<div align="left"><font color="#000000" face="Arial" size="2"><b>What
do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A
thesaurus. </b></font></div>
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<div align="left"><font color="#000000" face="Arial" size="2"><b>England
has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool. </b></font></div>
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<div align="left"><font color="#000000" face="Arial" size="2"><b>I
used to be a banker, but then I lost interest. </b></font></div>
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<div align="left"><font color="#000000" face="Arial" size="2"><b>I
dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx. </b></font></div>
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<div align="left"><font color="#000000" face="Arial" size="2"><b>All
the toilets in New York's police stations have been stolen.
Police have nothing to go on. </b></font></div>
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<div align="left"><font color="#000000" face="Arial" size="2"><b>I
got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough. </b></font></div>
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<div align="left"><font color="#000000" face="Arial" size="2"><b>Haunted
French pancakes give me the crepes. </b></font></div>
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<div align="left"><font color="#000000" face="Arial" size="2"><b>Velcro
- what a rip off! </b></font></div>
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found dead in home. Details are sketchy. </b></font></div>
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<div align="left"><font color="#000000" face="Arial" size="2"><b>Venison
for dinner? Oh deer! </b></font></div>
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<div align="left"><font color="#000000" face="Arial" size="2"><b>Earthquake
in Washington obviously government's fault. </b></font></div>
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<div align="left"><font color="#000000" face="Arial" size="2"><b>I
used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure. </b></font></div>
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<div align="left"><font color="#000000" face="Arial" size="2"><b>Be
kind to your dentist. He has fillings too. </b></font></div>
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<pre class="moz-signature" cols="72">--
"Molon labe." MILLIONS of us will be waiting!
--USA Patriots, 2013</pre>
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