[CS-FSLUG] Haircut.

[Fred A. Miller]

A young boy had just received his driver's permit and asked His father if
they could discuss his use of the car. His father said he'd make a deal
with his son. 'You bring your grades up from a C to a B average, study your
Bible, get your hair cut and we'll talk about the car.'

The boy thought about that for a moment, decided he'd settle for the
offer and they agreed on it. After about six weeks his father said,
'Son, I've been real proud. You brought your grades up and I've
observed that you have been studying your Bible, but I'm real disappointed
you didn't get Your hair cut..'

The young man paused a moment then said, 'You know, Dad, I've
been thinking about that, and I've noticed in my studies of the Bible
that Samson had long hair, John the Baptist had long hair, Moses
had long hair and there's even a strong argument that Jesus had long
hair.'

To this his father replied, 'Did you also notice that they all walked
everywhere they went?

-- 
"I believe that banking institutions are more dangerous to our liberties
than standing armies. If the American people ever allow private banks to
control the issue of their currency, first by inflation, then by
deflation, the banks and corporations that will grow up around the banks
will deprive the people of all property until their children wake-up
homeless on the continent their fathers conquered." Thomas Jefferson, 1802