[CS-FSLUG] Knock, Knock!

[Fred A. Miller]

Knock, Knock!

A new pastor was visiting in the homes of his parishioners. At one house it 
seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his repeated 
knocks at the door. Therefore, he took out a card and wrote on the back of it 
and stuck it in the door: "Revelation 3:20."

When the offering was processed the following Sunday, he found that his card 
had been returned. Added to it was this cryptic message: "Genesis 3:10."

Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he broke up in gales of 
laughter!

Revelation 3:20 begins: "Behold, I stand at the door and knock."

Genesis 3:10 reads: "I heard your voice in the garden and I was afraid for I 
was naked."

HA!!!

Remember when the funniest jokes were the clean ones? They still are!

 
"A cheerful heart is good medicine" (Proverbs 17:22a)

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