[CS-FSLUG] HUMOR: For anyone in education and parents!

['Mash]

Fantastic !!!

On 6/10/05, Fred A. Miller <fmiller at lightlink.com> wrote:
> After being interviewed by the school administration, the eager teaching
> prospect said:
> 
> "Let me see if I've got this right . .
> You want me to go into that room with all those kids, and fill their every
> waking moment with a love for learning. And I'm supposed to instill a
> sense of pride in their ethnicity, modify their disruptive behavior,
> observe them for signs of abuse and even censor their T-shirt messages and
> dress habits.
> 
> You want me to wage a war on drugs and sexually transmitted diseases, check
> their backpacks for weapons of mass destruction, and raise their self
> esteem. You want me to teach them patriotism, good citizenship,
> sportsmanship, fair play, how to register to vote, how to balance a
> checkbook, and how to apply for a job.
> 
> I am to check their heads for lice, maintain a safe environment, recognize
> signs of anti-social behavior, make sure all students pass the mandatory
> state exams, even those who don't come to school regularly or complete any
> of their assignments.
> 
> Plus, I am to make sure that all of the students with handicaps get an
> equal education regardless of the extent of their mental or physical
> handicap. And I am to communicate regularly with the parents by letter,
> telephone, newsletter and report card.
> 
> All of this I am to do with just a piece of chalk, a computer, a few books,
> a bulletin board, a big smile AND on a starting salary that qualifies my
> family for food stamps!
> 
> You want me to do all of this and yet you expect me...... NOT TO PRAY???
> 
> 
> Rachael Underwood
> Southern Hills Career Center
> Academic Supervisor
> 
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