[CS-FSLUG] Humor: Paradise

[Fred A. Miller]

Paradise

When everybody on earth was dead and waiting to enter Paradise, God
appeared and said, "I want the men to make two lines. One line for the
men who were true heads of their household, and the other line for the men who 
were dominated by their women. I want all the women to report to St  Peter."
 
Soon, the women were gone and there were two lines of men. The line of
the men who were dominated by their wives was 100 miles long, and in the
line of men who truly were heads of their household, there was only one man.
 
God said, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created you to be
the head of your household! You have been disobedient and not fulfilled
your purpose! Of all of you, only one obeyed. Learn from him.
 
God turned to the one man, "How did you manage to be the only one in
this  line?" The man replied, "I don't know, my wife told me to stand here."

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