[OFB Cafe] Blondes go fishing

[Chris Olson]

My wife is a blonde and enjoys blonde jokes as much as anybody, so here's a good one that she sent to me:

Two blondes from Atlanta who loved to fish decided they had heard enough 
about the great fishing on West Point lake.  So early one Saturday morning they 
drove to West Point, Georgia and stopped at a large bait shop.  They asked the 
lady behind the counter about the fishing on West Point lake.  She told them the 
bass were a little slow but the crappie were biting so good even a moron could 
catch them if they knew where to go and had a boat to get to them. 
The blondes told her they didn't have a boat, and she said no problem, you 
can rent one at Highland Marina just a few miles away.  She told them to fish the 
boat docks with small chartreuse jigs, throwing them up under docks in about 20 
feet of water...the blondes were so excited they bought several of the jigs from 
the lady, got directions to the marina and took off looking forward to a great 
day on the lake. 
When they arrived highland marina they picked out a nice bass boat from the 
large rental fleet, loaded their gear and headed out of the cove in search of 
boat docks in 20 feet of water....they checked out 10 or 12 docks and caught a 
few nice crappie. then they stopped at one large boat dock in 24 feet of water 
and started shooting their jigs way up under the boat dock. 
On the first cast a big fat 2 lb crappie swallowed one of their jigs and 
almost pulled one of the blondes out of the boat....wow, this is fun they 
exclaimed...then for the next 45 minutes they caught crappie after crappie, 
keeping their limit of the big ones and culling the smaller ones.  They must have 
caught 150 crappie from that one dock, easily filling their limit with nice 1 and 
2 lb hard fighting crappie. 
The blond in the front of the boat yelled back to the other..."be sure you 
mark this place so we can find it next time we come...this is the most fun I 
have had fishing in years."  "Don't worry", the other blonde responded, "I have 
already taken care of that."  They fished for about another 2 hours at other docks 
but never finding as many or as big crappie as their "secret" dock.  That evening 
as they glided their rented bass boat back into Highland Marina the first blonde 
picked up their handy map of West Point lake and said, "Hey, I don't see anything 
marked on the map as to the location of our secret dock.  I thought you said you 
had marked it." 
"Don't worry", the other blonde said, "I took my lipstick and put a big red X 
under the back seat of the boat.  I didn't want everyone to see it marked and 
know where our spot was."The other blonde freaked out, running the bass boat 
right into the side of the marina dock almost knocking her fishing partner out 
of the boat.  "Are you crazy",  she screamed at her friend?  "Have you completely 
lost your mind?  You marked the best crappie spot in the world with lipstick 
on the bottom of the seat you were sitting in,......what happens if the next 
time we come fishing we can't find this same 
boat?"


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   My  wife  is  a  blonde and enjoys blonde jokes as much as anybody, so
   here's a good one that she sent to me:

   Two  blondes  from  Atlanta  who  loved to fish decided they had heard
   enough  about  the  great  fishing  on  West Point lake.  So early one
   Saturday  morning  they  drove to West Point, Georgia and stopped at a
   large  bait  shop.   They  asked the lady behind the counter about the
   fishing on West Point lake.  She told them the bass were a little slow
   but  the  crappie were biting so good even a moron could catch them if
   they knew where to go and had a boat to get to them.
   The blondes told her they didn't have a boat, and she said no problem,
   you  can  rent one at Highland Marina just a few miles away.  She told
   them  to fish the boat docks with small chartreuse jigs, throwing them
   up under docks in about 20 feet of water...the blondes were so excited
   they  bought  several of the jigs from the lady, got directions to the
   marina and took off looking forward to a great day on the lake.
   When  they  arrived  highland  marina they picked out a nice bass boat
   from  the  large rental fleet, loaded their gear and headed out of the
   cove  in  search of boat docks in 20 feet of water....they checked out
   10 or 12 docks and caught a few nice crappie. then they stopped at one
   large  boat  dock  in 24 feet of water and started shooting their jigs
   way up under the boat dock.
   On  the  first cast a big fat 2 lb crappie swallowed one of their jigs
   and  almost  pulled one of the blondes out of the boat....wow, this is
   fun  they exclaimed...then for the next 45 minutes they caught crappie
   after  crappie,  keeping  their  limit of the big ones and culling the
   smaller  ones.   They must have caught 150 crappie from that one dock,
   easily filling their limit with nice 1 and 2 lb hard fighting crappie.
   The blond in the front of the boat yelled back to the other..."be sure
   you  mark this place so we can find it next time we come...this is the
   most  fun  I  have  had  fishing  in years."  "Don't worry", the other
   blonde  responded,  "I  have already taken care of that."  They fished
   for  about another 2 hours at other docks but never finding as many or
   as  big  crappie  as their "secret" dock.  That evening as they glided
   their  rented  bass  boat  back  into Highland Marina the first blonde
   picked  up  their handy map of West Point lake and said, "Hey, I don't
   see  anything marked on the map as to the location of our secret dock.
   I thought you said you had marked it."
   "Don't  worry",  the  other blonde said, "I took my lipstick and put a
   big  red X under the back seat of the boat.  I didn't want everyone to
   see it marked and know where our spot was."
   The  other  blonde  freaked  out, running the bass boat right into the
   side of the marina dock almost knocking her fishing partner out of the
   boat.   "Are  you  crazy",   she  screamed  at  her friend?  "Have you
   completely  lost  your  mind?  You marked the best crappie spot in the
   world  with  lipstick  on  the  bottom  of  the  seat you were sitting
   in,......what  happens  if the next time we come fishing we can't find
   this same boat?"
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