[OFB Cafe] Grandpa's advice

[saki]

Rick Bowers wrote:
>    Those gems were all well and  good,  but  the one I remember best came from him when I was only
>    12.
>    We  were  sitting  in  a  park,  watching  children with their mothers
>    enjoying  a  beautiful spring day. He told me that one day, I'd find a
>    woman  and  start  my  own family. Then came the jewel in the crown of
>    grandfatherly advice when he said
>    "And be sure you marry a woman with small hands."
>    "Why should I do that, Grandpa?" I asked.
>    "It makes your pecker look bigger."
>    

So then, all the women I've known in that way must have had small hands....

Terence (even more impressed)