[CS-FSLUG] OT: The medical community unites ....

Fred A. Miller fmiller at lightlink.com
Wed Sep 4 14:43:20 CDT 2013

*Whether you are for or against--Obama Care.. the following is well done :


*The American Medical Association has weighed in on Obama's new health
care package:

Allergists were in favor of scratching it

Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.
Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it,

Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.
Obstetricians felt certain everyone was laboring under a misconception,

Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted.

Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!"

Pediatricians said, "Oh, grow up!"
Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness,

Radiologists could see right through it.

Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing;

Internists claimed it would indeed be a bitter pill to swallow;
Plastic Surgeons opined that this proposal would "put a whole new face
on the matter".

Podiatrists thought it was a step forward,

Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea.
Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas,

Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.
In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to
the assholes in Washington*

Trusting Obama With Border Security Is Like Trusting 
Bill Clinton With Your Daughter! 

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