[CS-FSLUG] Lie clocks

[Fred A. Miller]

A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the
Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, “What
are all those clocks?”

St. Peter answered, “Those are Lie-Clocks, and Everyone on Earth has a
Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move.”
“Oh,” said the man, “Whose clock is that?”

"That's Mother Theresa‘s. The hands never moved, indicating that she
never told a lie.”

“Incredible,” said the man, “And whose clock is that one?” St. Peter
responded, “That's Abraham Lincoln‘s clock. The hands only moved twice,
telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire Life.”

"Where's Obama‘s, Pelosi's, Reid's, and Gore's clocks?” asked the man.
"Those are all in Jesus’ office.  He's using them as fans!”

-- 
"Those who hammer their guns into plows will plow for those who do not."
Thomas Jefferson