[CS-FSLUG] .....the Lord said, "Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways........

[Fred A. Miller]

A man was riding his Harley along a California beach when suddenly the
sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said,
"Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I  will grant
you one wish."

The biker pulled over and said, "Thank you, Lord. Please build a bridge
to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want."

The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic. Think of the enormous
undertaking; the supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific,
and the concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several
natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your
desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of
something that could possibly help mankind."

The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, "Lord, I
wish that I, and all men, could understand our wives; I want to know how
she feels inside, what  she's thinking when she gives me the silent
treatment, why she cries, why she rarely wants affection, what she
really means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can make a woman
truly happy."

The Lord replied, "Can we just do 2 lanes on that bridge?"

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We don't have just a bad economy, we have a SOCIALIST CREATED
recession/depression!