[CS-FSLUG] NI: TV Commercials

[Fred A. Miller]

TV Commercials

 A fifth grade teacher in a Christian school asked
 her class to look at TV commercials and see if they 
 could use them in someway to communicate ideas
 about God.
 
 Here are some of the results:
 scroll down . .  
 
 God is like..
 BAYER ASPIRIN
 He works miracles.
 
 God is like...
 a FORD He's got a better
 idea.
 
 This is great
  
  God is like...
 HALLMARK CARDS
 He cares enough to send His very best.
 
 God is like...
 TIDE
 He gets the stains out that others leave behind.
 
 God is like... 
  GENERAL ELECTRIC 
  He brings good things to life.
    
 God is like...
 SEARS
 He has everything.
 
 God is like...
 ALKA-SELTZER
 Try him, you'll like
 Him.
 
 God is like...
 SCOTCH TAPE
 You can't see him, but you know He's there.
 
 God is like...
 DELTA
 He's ready when you are.
 
 God is like...
 ALLSTATE
 You're in good hands with Him.
 
 God is like...
 VO-5 Hair Spray
 He holds through all kinds of weather.
 
 God is like...
 DIAL SOAP
 Aren't you glad you have Him? Don't you wish
 everybody did?
 
 God is like...
 the U.S. POST OFFICE
 Neither rain, nor snow, nor sleet nor ice will keep
 Him from His appointed destination.
 
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