[CS-FSLUG] OK, let's start an argument and try this

[Timothy Butler]

Posted by a member of our "sister list" in the Mac sector:

> I stole this from another list:
>
> HOW MANY LIST MEMBERS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB?
>
> One to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been
> changed.
>
> Fourteen to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how
> the light bulb could have been changed differently.
>
> Seven to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.
>
> Seven more to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about  
> changing
> light bulbs.
>
> Five to flame the spell checkers.
>
> Three to correct spelling/grammar flames.
>
> Six to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb", another  
> six
> to condemn those six as stupid.
>
> Fifteen to claim experience in the lighting industry and give the
> correct spelling.
>
> Nineteen to post that this group is not about light bulbs and to  
> please
> take this discussion to a lightbulb (or light bulb) forum.
>
> Eleven to defend the posting to the group saying that we all use light
> bulbs and there fore the posts are relevant to this group.
>
> Thirty six to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior,
> where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light  bulbs work  
> best
> for this technique and what brands are faulty
>
> Seven to post URLs where one can see examples of different light  
> bulbs.
>
> Four to post that the URLs were posted incorrectly and then post the
> corrected URL.
>
> Three to post about links they found from the URLs that are  
> relevant to
> this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group.
>
> Thirteen to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety
> including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"
>
> Five to post to the group that they will no longer post because they
> cannot handle the light bulb controversy.
>
> Four to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
>
> Thirteen to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting
> questions about light bulbs"
>
> Three to tell a funny story about their show dog and a light bulb.
>
> AND
>
> One group lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and
> start it all over again.
>
>
>
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