[CS-FSLUG] Humor: Changes

[Fred A. Miller]

The elderly priest, speaking to the younger priest, said, "It was a good
idea to replace the first four rows of pews with plush bucket theater  
seats. It worked like a charm. The front of the church always fills first 
now."

The young priest nodded, and the old priest continued, "And you 
told me a little more beat to the music would bring young people back to the  
church, so I supported you when you brought in that rock 'n roll gospel  
choir. We are packed to the balcony!!"

"Thank you, Father," answered the young priest." I am pleased that 
you  are open to the new ideas of youth." "However," said the elderly priest, 
"I'm afraid you've gone too far with the drive-thru confessional."

"But, Father," protested the young priest, "my confessions and the
donations have nearly doubled since I began that!"

"I know, son, but that flashing neon sign, Toot 'n Tell or Go To  
Hell, just can't stay on the church roof!"

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