[CS-FSLUG] Knock, Knock!
Fred A. Miller
fmiller at lightlink.com
Tue Mar 15 08:32:32 CST 2005
Knock, Knock!
A new pastor was visiting in the homes of his parishioners. At one house it
seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his repeated
knocks at the door. Therefore, he took out a card and wrote on the back of it
and stuck it in the door: "Revelation 3:20."
When the offering was processed the following Sunday, he found that his card
had been returned. Added to it was this cryptic message: "Genesis 3:10."
Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he broke up in gales of
laughter!
Revelation 3:20 begins: "Behold, I stand at the door and knock."
Genesis 3:10 reads: "I heard your voice in the garden and I was afraid for I
was naked."
HA!!!
Remember when the funniest jokes were the clean ones? They still are!
"A cheerful heart is good medicine" (Proverbs 17:22a)
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