[CS-FSLUG] Dangerous cult leaders

[Don Parris]

On Tue, 2005-01-11 at 20:50 -0600, Ed Hurst wrote:
> I've conspired with my wife to present a recent photo of us. Pay close
> attention, as these two are really quite dangerous. Expect to see this
> image soon on an APB  :-D
> 
>    http://ed.asisaid.com/VnE.jpg
> 

Look, if you're gonna run a cult, you need to do it Sweet, sweet, sweet,
sweet, Daddy Madision style.  Open up a cool little joint that looks
like an upside down ark, or a castle - take your pick - take all your
members' money, and put them in your own housing project.  Then have
them testify to your goodness, how _you_ woke them up this morning,
etc., and have them thank _you_ for their life, health and strength.

Then, get up in the pulpit and preach about how people say you got
money, but you don't have any money - your cult got it, but not you.
Meanwhile, you can drive around in the cult's limo, live in the cult's
mansion, wear the cult's $1000 suits.  Oh, and don't forget to let you
people know that you'll be resurrected by God 3 days after your death.

You seriously need some lesson on running a cult. :D