[CS-FSLUG] Re: Good judge!

timbrown at ichristian.com timbrown at ichristian.com
Fri Jan 7 15:57:01 CST 2005


This really happened? If so, do you have a link to the original story???

Tim 

Fred A. Miller writes: 

> In Florida, an atheist became incensed over the preparation for Easter and
> Passover holidays and decided to contact the local ACLU about the
> discrimination inflicted on atheists by the constant celebrations afforded
> to Christians and Jews with all their holidays while the atheists had no
> holiday to celebrate. 
> 
> The ACLU jumped on the opportunity to once again pick up the cause of the
> godless and assigned their sharpest attorneys to the case. The case was
> brought before a wise judge who after listening to the long, passionate
> presentation of the ACLU lawyers, promptly banged his gavel and declared,
> "Case dismissed!" 
> 
> The lead ACLU lawyer immediately stood and objected to the ruling and said,
> "Your honor, how can you possibly dismiss this case? Surely the Christians
> have Christmas, Easter and many other observances And the Jews--why in
> addition to Passover they have Yom Kippur and Hanukkah...and yet my client
> and all other atheists have no such holiday!" The judge leaned forward in
> his chair and simply said "Obviously your client is too confused to know
> about or for that matter even celebrate the atheists' holiday!" 
> 
> The ACLU lawyer pompously said "We are aware of no such holiday for
> atheists, just when might that be, your honor?" The judge said "Well it
> comes every year on exactly the same date - - -April 1st!" "The fool says
> in his heart, 'There is no God.'" - Psalm 14:1, Psalm 53:1 
> 
> -- 
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> 
>  
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