[CS-FSLUG] Windows

[Don Parris]

On Sat, 30 Oct 2004 15:51:52 -0400, Fred Miller <fmiller at lightlink.com> wrote:
> A Blonde enters a store that sells curtains. She tells the salesman, "I would
> like to buy a pair of pink curtains".
> 
> The salesman assured her that they had a large selection of pink curtains. He
> showed her several patterns, but the blond seemed to be having a hard time
> choosing.
> 
> Finally she selects a lovely pink floral print.
> 
> The salesman asked what size curtains she needed the blond replies fifteen
> inches.
> 
> Fifteen inches???" asked the salesman. "That sounds very small, what room are
> they for?"
> 
> The blond tells him that they aren't for a room; they are for her computer
> monitor.
> 
> The surprised salesman replies, "but, Miss, computers do not have curtains!"
> 
> The blond says, "Hellllooooooooo........I've got Windows!
> 
O.k., nobody laugh.  We don't want to encourage this guy.  (Turning my
back... Haa! Haa! Hee! Hee! Ho! Ho!) :)

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