[CS-FSLUG] The Blonde and the Shepard

[Timothy R. Butler]

That's one of my favorite blonde jokes. :-)

	-Tim

On Aug 14, 2004, at 4:43 PM, Fred Miller wrote:

> The Blonde and the Shepard
>
>         Once upon a time, a blonde became so sick of hearing blonde 
> jokes that
> she had her hair cut and dyed brown. A few days later, as she was 
> driving
> around the countryside, she stopped her car to let a flock of sheep 
> pass.
> Admiring the cute woolly creatures, she said to the shepherd, "If I 
> can guess
> how many sheep you have, can I take one?"
>         The shepherd, always the gentleman, replied, "Of course."
> The blonde thought for a moment and for no discernible reason said, 
> "352."
>         This being the correct number, the shepherd was, understandably
> totally amazed and exclaimned, "You're right. Okay. I will keep to my 
> end of
> the deal. Take your pick of my flock."
>         The blonde carefully considered the entire flock and finally 
> picked
> one that was by far cuter and more playful then the others.
>         When she was done, the shepherd turned to her and said, "Okay, 
> now I
> have a proposition for you. If I can guess your true hair color, can I 
> have
> my dog back?"
>
> -- 
> "Running Windows on a Pentium is like getting a Porsche but only being
> able to drive it in reverse with the handbrake on."
>
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