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            style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">This is not a pretty story.... <br>
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            About 200 dead crows were found near Halifax and there was </span></span><b><big>concern

            for Avian Flu.</big></b><br>
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                                    They had a Bird Pathologist examine
                                    the remains of all the</span></span><span><span
                                    style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt"> crows,
                                    and to everyone's relief he
                                    confirmed the problem was definitely
                                    NOT Avian Flu</span></span><span><span
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                                    However, he determined that 98
                                    percent of the crows had been killed
                                    by impact</span></span><span><span
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                                    trucks, and only 2 percent were
                                    killed by car impact. The Province
                                    then hired an </span></span></font>
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                                              style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">Ornithological

                                              Behaviourist to determine
                                              the disproportionate
                                              percentages for</span></span><span><span
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                                              truck versus car kill.</span></span></font>
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                                              style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">The

                                              Ornithological
                                              Behaviourist determined
                                              the cause in short order.
                                              When</span></span><span><span
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                                              crows eat road kill, they
                                              always post a 'look-out
                                              crow' in a nearby tree, to
                                              warn of impending danger.
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                                              style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">His

                                              conclusion was that the
                                              lookout crow could say
                                              'cah', but he could not
                                              say 'truck'.</span></span></font></div>
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            13.5pt">Sorry ... had to do it.</span></span></font> </div>
    <pre class="moz-signature" cols="72">-- 
Liberals! "No one is so generous as he who has your savings 
to give." ~ German Proverb</pre>
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