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<font size="3" face="Times New Roman"><span style="font-size:12.0pt">A
Good Catholic Joke<br>
<br>
<br>
The Pope and Obama are on the same stage in Yankee Stadium in
front of<br>
a huge crowd.<br>
<br>
The Pope leans towards Mr. Obama and said,<br>
<br>
"Do you know that with one wave of my hand I can make every
person in<br>
this crowd go wild with joy? This joy will not be a momentary
display,<br>
but will go deep into their hearts and they'll forever speak of
this<br>
day and rejoice!"<br>
<br>
Obama replied, "I seriously doubt that! With one wave of your
hand....Show<br>
me!"<br>
<br>
So the Pope immediately backhanded him and knocked him off the
stage!<br>
<br>
AND THE CROWD ROARED & CHEERED WILDLY and there was
happiness<br>
throughout the land!<br>
<br>
Kind of brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it?</span></font>
<pre class="moz-signature" cols="72">--
"Guard with jealous attention the public liberty. Suspect everyone who
approaches that jewel. Unfortunately, nothing will preserve it but
downright force. Whenever you give up that force, you are ruined.
The great object is that every man be armed. Everyone who is able
might have a gun." - Patrick Henry
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