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<p class="MsoNormal">Six Truths of Life<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p>
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style="">1.<span
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</span></span><!--[endif]--> You can not touch all of your tip teeth
with your
tongue<o:p></o:p></p>
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style="">2.<span
style="font-family: "Times New Roman"; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 7pt; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;">
</span></span><!--[endif]-->All Idiots, After Reading the first truth,
will try it.
<o:p></o:p></p>
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style="">3.<span
style="font-family: "Times New Roman"; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 7pt; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;">
</span></span><!--[endif]-->And discover that the first Truth is a lie
and feel
superior because they can do it. <o:p></o:p></p>
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style="">4.<span
style="font-family: "Times New Roman"; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 7pt; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;">
</span></span><!--[endif]-->You’re smiling now because you are an idiot<o:p></o:p></p>
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style="">5.<span
style="font-family: "Times New Roman"; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 7pt; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;">
</span></span><!--[endif]-->You soon will forward this to another idiot<o:p></o:p></p>
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style="">6.<span
style="font-family: "Times New Roman"; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 7pt; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;">
</span></span><!--[endif]-->There’s still a stupid smile on your face<o:p></o:p></p>
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<p class="MsoListParagraph">I apologize about this, I am an Idiot and
need company</p>
<pre class="moz-signature" cols="72">--
A REVOLUTIONARY IDEA!
'Time to put Nana Pelosi in a home!'</pre>
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