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<dd><font color="#000080" face="Comic Sans MS" size="5">Your
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<dd><font color="#000080" face="Comic Sans MS" size="5">It's
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<dd><font color="#000080" face="Comic Sans MS" size="5">Exercise
of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. As we grow
older, it's important to keep mentally alert. If you don't use it, you
lose it! Below is a very private way to gauge your loss or non-loss of
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the test presented here to determine if you're losing it or not. The
spaces below are so you don't see the answers until you've made your
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<dd><font color="#000080" face="Comic Sans MS" size="5">1. What
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<dd><font color="#000080" face="Comic Sans MS" size="5">Answer:
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<dd><font color="#000080" face="Comic Sans MS" size="5">2. Say 'silk'
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<dd><font color="#000080" face="Comic Sans MS" size="5">Answer: Cows
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brain is over-stressed and may even overheat. Content yourself with
reading a more appropriate literature such as Auto World. However, if
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<dd><font color="#000080" face="Comic Sans MS" size="5">3. If a red
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<dd><font color="#000080" face="Comic Sans MS" size="5">Answer:
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<dd><font color="#000080" face="Comic Sans MS" size="5">why the hell
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<dd><font color="#000080" face="Comic Sans MS" size="5">If you said
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<dd><font color="#000080" face="Comic Sans MS" size="5">4. It's twenty
years ago, and a plane is flying at 20,000 feet over Germany (If you
will recall, Germany at the time was politically divided into West
Germany and East Germany.) Anyway, during the flight, two engines fail.
The pilot, realizing that the last remaining engine is also failing,
decides on a crash landing procedure. Unfortunately the engine fails
before he can do so and the plane fatally crashes smack in the middle
of 'no man's land' between East Germany and West Germany . Where would
you bury the survivors? East Germany, West Germany, or no man's land'?<br>
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<dd><font color="#000080" face="Comic Sans MS" size="5">Answer: You
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<dd><font color="#000080" face="Comic Sans MS" size="5">If you said
ANYTHING else, you're a dunce and you must stop. If you said, 'You
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<dd><font color="#000080" face="Comic Sans MS" size="5">5. Without
using a calculator - You are driving a bus from London to Milford
Havenin Wales . In London , 17 people get on the bus. In Reading , six
people get off the bus and nine people get on. In</font><font
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face="Comic Sans MS" size="5">, two people get off and four get on .
In Cardiff , 11 people get off and 16 people g et on . In Swansea,
three people get off and five people get on. In Carmathen, six people
get off and three get on. You then arrive at Milford Haven. </font> </dd>
<dd><font color="#000080" face="Comic Sans MS" size="5">What was the
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<dd><font color="#000080" face="Comic Sans MS" size="5">Answer: Oh, for
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<dd><font color="#000080" face="Comic Sans MS" size="5">Don't you
remember your own name? It was YOU!! <br>
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<dd><font color="#000080" face="Comic Sans MS" size="5">Now pass this
along to all your friends and pray they do better than you.<br>
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<dd><font color="#000080" face="Comic Sans MS" size="5">PS: 95% of
people fail most of the questions!!</font></dd>
<pre class="moz-signature" cols="72">--
"The fundamental premise of liberalism is the moral and
rational incapacity of the American people." ~ Fred Miller</pre>
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