[CS-FSLUG] OT: Report on Dead Crows

[Tim Young]

Arrrrggggg!  That was bad.  bad.  bad.  (sigh wish I was that funny)

     - Tim Young

On 12/17/2012 12:37 PM, Fred A. Miller wrote:
> This is not a pretty story....
>
> About 200 dead crows were found near Halifax and there was *concern 
> for Avian Flu.*
>
> They had a Bird Pathologist examine the remains of all thecrows, 
> and to everyone's relief he confirmed the problem was definitely 
> NOT Avian Flu.
>
> However, he determined that 98 percent of the crows had been killed 
> by impactwith trucks, and only 2 percent were killed by car impact. 
> The Province then hired an
> Ornithological Behaviourist to determine the disproportionate 
> percentages fortruck versus car kill.
> The Ornithological Behaviourist determined the cause in short 
> order. Whencrows eat road kill, they always post a 'look-out crow' 
> in a nearby tree, to warn of impending danger.
>
> His conclusion was that the lookout crow could say 'cah', but he 
> could not say 'truck'.
> Sorry ... had to do it.
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