[CS-FSLUG] TWO DIFFERENT DOCTOR'S OFFICES

[Fred A. Miller]

TWO DIFFERENT DOCTOR'S OFFICES

Boy, if this doesn't hit the nail on the head,
I don't know what does!

Two patients limp into two different medical clinics with
the same complaint. Both have trouble walking and appear to require a hip
replacement.

The FIRST patient is examined within the hour, is x-rayed
the same day and has a time booked for surgery the
following week.

The SECOND sees his family doctor after waiting 3 weeks for
an appointment, then waits 8 weeks to see a specialist, then
gets an x-ray, which isn't reviewed for another week and
finally has his surgery scheduled for a month from then.

Why the different treatment for the two patients?

The FIRST is a Golden Retriever.
The SECOND is a Senior Citizen.

-- 
"The fundamental premise of liberalism is the moral and
rational incapacity of the American people." ~ Fred Miller