[CS-FSLUG] Interesting Challenge for Christian Hackers

[Brian Derr]

On Thu, 2005-05-19 at 00:43 -0400, Don Parris wrote:
> I've got a challenge for y'all.  I'm not much of a hacker, but I know others
> are very good.  Find a way to explain the gospel by way of writing a
> "program".  I'm thinking something along the lines of...
> 	function create_world()
> 	d = 6 (i=0, i<=6)
> 	for each d =1

I'm not much of a hacker either, especially C which is what this is
in...
(Don't try to compile this as it won't work! :-P There are way to many
variables that haven't been declared and functions that aren't defined,
etc...)

#include <stdio.h>
#define JESUS "The Word"
int main() {
   createWorld(man); /* Perfection! */
   /* Due to unfortunate circumstances man broke my only rule and
    * sinned against me. Punishment must ensue... */
   curseMan(mLabor); /* working the earth type of labor */
   curseWoman(cLabor); /* childbirth labor */
   int cursed=1;
   while(cursed) {
      sendJesus(Mary); /* Send my son to the sinful world */
      destroySin(Jesus); /* My son will die to pay the penalty of sin */
      cursed=0; /* break the loop! REJOICE! */
   }
   if(man(hasJesus())) {
         proclaimJesus(men); /* Send out my people to all the world to
tell the
                          world about my Son and what He did for them */
   }
   wait(...); /* Lets wait a little while and let the people do My will.
                 Jesus will come back to earth at some point, but He
doesn't
                 even know when. */
   triumphalReturn(Jesus); /* He comes back to get His followers! */
   destroyWorld(water,fire,blood);
   if(man(hasJesus())) {
      bookOfLife++;
      printf("Well done, thou good and faithful servant..."); /* HOORAY!
*/
      enterHeaven(man); /* Let's party forever! */
   } else {
      printf("I do not know you."); /* I hate this part... :'( */
      enterHell(man); /* Eternal damnation and solitude */
   }
   
   return(0); /* My plan is complete */
}

How's that?  A little too big for a .sig methinks but I think it pretty
much covers the whole enchilada.  Anyone spot any mistakes?  I went
through it a couple of times and didn't see any syntax errors, but that
is why we have Open Source!
-- 
Brian Derr

The just man walketh in his integrity: his children are blessed after
him.  -- Proverbs 20:7