[CS-FSLUG] Happy St. Paddy's Day

[Fred A. Miller]

An Irish Blessing 

May there always be work for your hands to do; 
may your purse always hold a coin or two; 
may the sun always shine on your windowpane; 
may a rainbow be certain to follow each rain; 
may the hand of a friend always be near you; 
may God fill your heart with gladness to cheer you.

Quick Irish Jokes

"Why do you Irish always answer a question with a question?" asked President 
Franklin D. Roosevelt. 
"Do we now?" came New York Mayor Al Smith's reply.  

Paddy was rather sad after viewing the body of a dead atheist. "There he was. 
All dressed up and no place to go." 

Paddy was walking through a graveyard when he came across a headstone with the 
inscription "Here lies a politician and an honest man." 
"Faith now," exclaimed Paddy, "I wonder how they got the two of them in one 
grave." 

Why does it take five Irishmen to change a lightbulb? 
One to change the bulb. Four to remark about how grand the old bulb was.

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