[CS-FSLUG] The parrot.
Fred A. Miller
fmiller at lightlink.com
Thu Jun 2 15:21:03 CDT 2005
A magician worked on a cruise ship. The audience was different each week
so the magician did the same tricks over and over again. There was only
one problem: the
captain's parrot saw the shows each week and began to understand how the
magician did every trick. Once the parrot understood the tricks, he
started shouting in the middle of the show. "Look, it's not the same hat!" or,
"Look, he's hiding the flowers under the table!" or, "Hey, why are all the
cards the ace of spades?" The magician was furious, but couldn't do
anything. It was, after all, the captain's parrot.
Then one stormy night on the Pacific, the ship unfortunately sank, drowning
almost all who were on board. The magician luckily found himself on a piece
of wood floating in the middle of the sea with, as fate would have it, the
parrot. They stared at each other with hatred but did not utter a word.
This went on for a day... and then 2 days... and then 3 days. Finally,
on the 4th day, the parrot could not hold it back any longer and said,
"OK, I give up. Where's the ship!?"
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